Joke of the week:     Howlers

• Alcohol makes people light headed which makes them feel better, this is because alcohol dehydrates the body making it, in actuallity, lighter.
• The maggot fell safer in the corners and only ventures into the middle when there's a snack involved.
• These areas are generally where people sweat most so there will be more food available there.
• The prievious experiment was ecxacly the same aooart from instead of the mass of the bob changing the length of the string was extendended.
• The food molecules are curried away in capilaries.
• Heard at parents' evening: " …trying to push him towards Science and Maths. Those are the areas I done well in at school."
• The pancreas makes bile which contains lipase. Lipase emulsifies the fat. The liver then converts these to glycogen and amino acids. (Why do they find this so difficult?)
• The bacteria has got into the childs body and doesn't agree with the body's cells.