Joke of the week:     Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...the courage to change the things I cannot accept...and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that I had to kill today (because they got on my nerves).

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today...as they may be connected to the feet that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday

And help me remember when I'm having a bad day...and it seems that people are trying to wind me up...that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile...and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!